I came across these Retro Military Slides for an Overhead Projector (remember those?) in a junk shop for $1 each:
An illustrated reminder of what to expect when court martialed. Harsh.
I don't know about you, but can anyone with a BFA degree think of a job more humiliating than one above?
When tending an wounded in shock with a fractured skull, make a nice big bow on top and sing him a lullaby until he slips into unconsciousness. Look, how peaceful he looks!
#1 says Don't try to replace protruding organs. Solid advice.