I know we have a lot of crap in the house but just look at this:
It's a cat lantern. We found it at a stoop sale while wandering around Carroll Gardens area. It was so bizarre and with a 50 cents pricetag, we couldn't resist. It also meows when you turn it on.
Press play below to listen to perhaps the saddest meow in the world:
All I can say is, in case of emergency, I want my Cat Lantern to guide me.