Monday, January 26, 2015

Ninja in America

Ninja III: The Domination (1984) - Firstenberg
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Ninja Cutlery
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Come to me, you sword of doom you
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Christie can't help herself dancing uncontrollably when haunted by the ninja ghost
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Badass ninja from JAPAN
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Who could have guessed that the Bouncer arcade game Christie owns is a portal to ninjaland!
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Ninja showers
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Ninja art of seduction
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Bad ninja breath
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Raccoon eyed ninja
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Ninja soul escaping

Christie (Lucinda Dickey) is just ordinary working gal: she works for a phone company, climbing up the telephone polls in a cute jumpsuit, then changes to a neon colored leotard to teach an aerobics class. She encounters a dying ninja who just killed about a hundred LA cops along with his intended victim. His soul gets transferred to Christie and she becomes an unstoppable cop killer. Ninja III, mired in 80s b-movie cheese and unrealistic settings, Patric Nagel, squiggly neon tubes, is loads of fun.

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